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No one can argue with us, obviously. [Leo says with a lazy wave of his hand. Then his gaze drops onto the turtle.]

Oh my god, that's me, for real. [Time to lean in and stare at his turtle-y brethren.] Okay, I'm technically a red eared slider, but still!

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[...Horizontal Squirtle looking ass.

Cool spots though. (imagines this but with red ears)]

So small. [God they're all so tiny.]

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[Not all of us can be an anime turtle, Gladion. Leo smiles as he glances back at Gladion, just relaxed and happy to talk turtle apparently.]

Yeah, only a few are really big. My big bro Raph is a snapping turtle and they're huge.

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[snapping turtle...] Let me guess: they bite?

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Yep! A lot even! Though Raphie is not prone to biting anymore. [He says this casually, as if being bitten by ones sibling is extremely normal at all times.] Normal snapping turtles end up pretty huge.

[He gestures a comically large size with his arms.]

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[I mean sure yeah if you're not a human then it might be? Silvally loves to chew now that it can put its face on things. Sometimes that's how you express yourself. Nbd.]

Respectable. Are there any here? [where are they hiding the Reasonably Sized Creatures]

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Unsure. If so, I will name it Raphael Jr. [Leo says easily in turn. Already committed to the idea of renaming a turtle.] You wanna suggest a middle name here or we just going Raphael Jr?

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[Looks baffled to be hit with this question?] Middle...?

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[Leo blinks a little.] You know... middle names? Like its a human thing. My brothers and I never got any, but, its like common?

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I know about middle names, [he starts, and then another flustered little pause of working through confusion so that he can keep sounding steady here- ] ...Thought I lost track of the joke. I wouldn't call them common, they're kind of...posh.

[they are EXCRUCIATINGLY posh, he thought leo had somehow just read his whole fucking backstory.]

[makesascene]

Yeah, I... wouldn't call them posh where I'm from. Kinda rare to find people without middle names most of the time, unless they were yokai. Yokai have a crazy culture I don't know about. [He scrunches his snout idly. He rubs at his chin a little in thought.] But okay, making a snapper turtle posh would be lit though.

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[immediately] Dietrich.

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[Leo doesn't seem bothered by the name choice.]

Alright, so, our hypothetical stolen turtle is Raphael Jr Dietrich Hamato? [He says this casually enough as they move through the reptile house. He jams his hands into his hoodie pockets.]

Unless you wanna go for a diff last name?

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[JOKE ACHIEVED(?)] Nah. Sounds good. Go ahead and sign him up for ballroom dancing lessons.

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[Leo grins back, happy to add to it.] He snaps, and he snaps whilst on the move. [He snaps his own fingers rhythmically, starting to sway slightly in the mimicry of dancing.]