gladion "microwaved by dog" pokespecial (
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Don't be rude to the worlds coolest dog, dude. [He says this absently back, clearly teasing in passing. Leo resists his urge to fist pump at the whistled notes. ]
yessss, dog acceptance. [Leo clicks a little back absently, those old turtle instincts melding oddly with the spider ones. He reaches out to very carefully scratch under Silvally's chin if allowed.]
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There is this moment on the approach where Silvally's eyes flick down to the approaching claws, and it blinks twice rather quickly in...something? Amusement? (It's amusement.) Everyone here is so handsy. But hey, as long as they all stay good at scritches, it can deal with that.
Which is to say: it moves its head so the scritches end up in the right place. Up here, by the jaw, right under the metal-thing at the end of its faceplate (which, by the by, on touch examination is clearly part of its head with the skin fused right to it, not lying on top of its face).
Impress it.]
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Being a reptile before all of this means he knows how to give a very good scratch. He had to help his brothers with peeling and scratching quite extensively.]
How you adjusting to all this, Silv? Has monster town been treating you good? No complaints or massive complaints? Should I take it up with Fog god?
[Casually holding a conversation with the pokemon.]
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And after a few seconds of that, it tilts its head away and disentangles from the scritches, squinting over at Gladion (who is still just standing there watching this whole thing), sniffing, and turning to head back inside with a big whumph of a sigh.
Welp!]
Go on in? [Gladion cues, nodding towards the (hanging open behind Silvally) front door if Leo looks his way.]
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Leo snorts a little at Big Dog's exit. He looks back at Gladion, grinning now.]
Good to know I passed the Cool Dog's test for coming inside. [He doesn't hesitate to just head on inside, no take backs, Glads! Only regrets!]
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Welcome to Trainhouse, Leo! There's up and down stairs right by the entry, and a wholeass living room ahead of you, which is where Dog is headed. The furniture in here is sort of old and worn-looking, all found here with the abandoned house itself. There's Ingo fur on things. There are quite a lot of potted plants. Behind that couch (which Silvally is returning to to drape itself across again) there's a table with a partially-deconstructed coat draped across it, sort of similar in style to the one Ingo wears around.
Gladion is bringing up the rear with cake in hand...closing the door behind him with a vine.]
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This place is ginormous! You could fit maybe half a train in here. [Very helpful measuring metrics from your local ninja. He wanders further in, managing to resist his additional urge to touch everything.]
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Well. That...was the idea, yeah.
[<- kid who has heard so many train metaphors in the last four months that he can no longer automatically tell when someone is talking about a literal train
...Should he get snacks out? How long was Leo intending to hang around? Wait, did he maybe tell Ingo he was coming over and the message just didn't get relayed? Argh. There is still a little pit of uncertainty in his stomach about Someone Being Here, Unanticipated, Touching His Stuff, but...whatever. Silvally seems unbothered, content to lounge on the couch and Observe.]
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Wait, wait, you guys planned to like have an actual train in here? Like a subway one or something? My bros and I did train cars for bedrooms when we settled into the new lair. The privacy is aces.
[There was no communication. Leo learned where everyone lived and decided to show up.]
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(REALIZES HIS ERROR)]
Uh. No. [QUICK DISTRACT HIM WITH SNACKS turns to open the cabinet] If you want a bite to eat, by the way, we've got that.
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Oh dope. [Leo is absolutely distracted by Delicious Distraction Snacks. Gladion is victorious this fine day. He peers at the array of snacks, not surprised by them given he he works at 8-12.] I like a lot of these. I see them at work a lot.
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[He unwraps the snack idly as he talks.] I think you have a job right-? Where do you work?
[Mayhaps he will appear to cause trouble there? Who knows.]
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I have not. Add her to the list. [Absolutely ominous on his part, oop.] Planning on meeting everybody.
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But that thought aside: he doesn't really have any complaints about that sentiment! It's just a goofy way of declaring his intent to earn respect, and, like...that's doable. That's a good thing.
As is the "meeting everybody" ambition, as unrelatable as it is to Gladion. So:]
If anyone would... [It'd be Leo! Gladion certainly wouldn't. It's a compliment wearing a mask of exasperation. He stands up from the counter and wanders across into the living room, past Silvally's couch.] Everybody? [Surely even you have limits, though!]
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And the former turtle follows, urge to pat the dog intense but he restrains himself to shooting casual finger gun back at Silvally in passing.] Everybody. If people know your name, you've made it big.
Sides, Big G, if you know everybody, you know how to pull a few strings. [He loves building a good strategy.]
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I'm not questioning that part. [He grabs the chair he was working at the table in, and spins it around to sit in it sideways (because of his back leaves). There are a few other, probably more comfortable seats lying around for Leo's use.] More wondering if this really is just a get-everyone's-name plan, or if it's a...more friendly endeavor. Not even you could be on good terms with every monster at once.
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Hey, I can try. If not, Redemption Arc will kick off. I mean, my baby brother redeemed the weird guy who made us, so, anyone can jump ship to being less of a jerk.
[That is both oddly hopeful and immensely stupid on Leo's part, but he's casual about it.]
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yeah it's that. Clearly he means well, though, so Gladion isn't, like, mad about it.
Also he can't be mad at someone who's talking about the weird guy who made him. Speaking of which, Silvally twists its head around to continue staring at Leo.]
Not...exactly what I meant. [How should he put this.] It's the people you'll have to pick between that I'm wondering about. The middle of a feud is a risky place to be.
[And...other situations...]
rise of tmnt spoilers, LMAO
Then there is pop's sort of giant spider ex girlfriend who kidnapped him for a couple of years to fight in a battle tournament, but they maybe have a thing again, I dunno. I do not ask. She and Drax don't like each other either.
That's not including like the whole Foot Clan stuff already going on, since they're technically a branch of our family who want to summon weird deadly stuff including my evil great great great great grandpa, whose a demon.
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...
He's actually following this. Frankly it's not that complicated? There's a mad scientist, them and their "actual" father, and their father's weird nefarious ex-lover. And then some background family drama. Lore! Neat! More extensive than he expected from the details he'd absorbed before, but whatever.
Nod after all that...]
So, between Draxum and the spider - how do you balance that out?
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Mostly just being chill, mildly getting in their business as needed. Its all about balance. About everyone letting Mikey bully them a little since he's the baby of the family.
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What Gladion considers the key element here hasn't come up yet, though. His brow furrows a little.]
Is "having enough leverage to keep them from complaining" the same thing as actually being friendly with both of them?
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I guess? I mean, they complain plenty. Mostly Drax. [He shrugs casually.] Drax is more settled into human society, dealing with working as a lunch lady, yadda yadda. Donnie and I don't like Drax much, but we're nice to him, he's nice enough to us.
Big Mama mostly complains about Pops not coming back to fight as her champion, but, thats their own thing. I'm not getting involved in that. Big Mama will deffo betray us at some point, but, we'll beat her, easy enough.
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