gladion "microwaved by dog" pokespecial (
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Baby brother? He'd assumed Leonardo was the youngest. Okay, new data point. Along with "living in the sewers" (?) and keeping lizards as pets.
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How should he ask this.]
Relations between species in your world aren't quite like how they work here.
[This is one of those statements that is also obviously a question.]
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Leo hears the question, but chooses not to answer it for a moment.] Back home, there were humans, then yokai, then mutants. Very different eco-system, mostly due to Drax mutating people randomly.
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Gladion doesn't have a frame of reference for what he's putting together, but he thinks he's on the right track.]
Never heard of yokai before. [The word is...vaguely familiar, though? Very very vaguely? Hopefully the unfamiliarity means it's not a sensitive topic.]
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Didn't exactly work, but points for effort, old man.
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And besides his sort of...promise?...to converse with Leo, Gladion also doesn't just want to stand here and scrape information off of him. Feels bad.
So.]
My world is inhabited by humans, and countless species of Pokemon. Of which a lot resemble animals - you'd think they'd have to be parallel universe counterparts. But there are also plenty of plant Pokemon - [kinda holds up a hand demonstratively?] - that can move around like "animals" do. And inorganic Pokemon, and Ghost-types, and synthetic Pokemon. The kinds of things that, in this world, I've only seen in monsters. So it's not a perfect equivalence. And they don't - most Pokemon don't speak a human language, but they're...I don't want to generalize and say more intelligent than the animals I've met, but it's different.
[hm]
...They definitely have a lot more say in what goes on in the world than animals seem to. So, that's where I'm coming from.
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Okay, that does explain your general confusion at least. Animals in my world, and I guess in this world aren't stupid. They sure just... animals? Work off instincts and stuff. Humans are generally smarter than animals.
I don't really remember being an animal. I was freshly hatched and then we were mutated. So, I can't say much about that.
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His first assumption was right, but still not...right right. He expected that Leonardo might be a...sort of a liaison to the world (metaphorical) of these animals he's related to, bridging the gap in these other-worlds that's boggled Gladion so badly. He expected, at first, that mutant meant something sharply isolated. But all the mentions of brothers, the familiarity with modern conveniences - maybe mutant as in a mutant strain, something well-established for which there was a place. Some set standard for Leonardo to be running from having to meet, acting like he does.
The truth - what he thinks he's learning of this part of it, at least - wedges into a gap that Gladion hadn't fully realized his assumptions even had in them: whatever world Leonardo inhabited, and however close it was to the human species, it really didn't have that much overlap with the animal world?
ANYWAYS,
nodding a few times to indicate that he's listening, as you do]
Not like anyone remembers being a baby anyways, I guess. [?] Some Pokemon species are more intelligent than humans in specific ways, but they don't live the way we do. As individuals - from all kinds of species - a lot of them live with us. It can be like having a pet...animal, but usually it's...somewhere between that and just...knowing someone. They're not this dependent [nod at gecko] but you take care of them because they're with you instead of in their own habitat. Like...a guest in human society. [SHRUG] Hard to describe. In my world -
[He turns a little and hard pauses on that for a second with this visible "ah hm" moment in his eyes like, not sure if this is rude to say. Rallies after that second, and commits to just, saying what he thinks? This isn't actually supposed to be some big meaningful affirmative statement. It's just vibes.]]
- it's not a good or bad thing, but nobody would guess you weren't originally a human, from the way you talk about...your interests, and other people. The way you talk in general. Since Pokemon have their own ways.
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Yeah, that's, very different than just having a pet. Dogs or cats seem smart, but they're not- exactly like that? I've never owned a pet so I can't give a good baseline. It's hard for me to completely wrap my head around, but its not weird. It's just a different world. Like how yokai are probably jarring to hear about for you.
[He snorts a little at the compliment of a sort.] My brothers and I were socialized by a previous human, our dad, and a lot of movies. So, thanks I guess?
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...A more deliberate S H R U G.]
It's just an observation.
[It's not - it genuinely wasn't supposed to be a compliment, but he knew it would sound like one, and...is this bruise-poking behavior? Looking for things to remind him how different these other worlds are?? Whatever it is, it's probably not cool, is it.
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(subtle face/stance journey begins)
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...Does it matter?
[WHAT are your VIBES, please,]
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Just as much as he's wondering if he misstepped somewhere.]
Not really, I'm just comparing and contrasting with you. My twin talked about different universes sometimes, so I find the idea kinda fun. Especially here, there are maybe handful of people from the same places, but not many from worlds that wildly different.
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From what I understand, my world might actually be...parallel to the common cluster. Pokemon live there, so it's different, but I recognize a lot of languages here and I think there's a lot of geography in common.
[surely yours isn't one of those.]
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Most planets are earth, without pokemon. Yours has pokemon with some kinda similar geography but probably like... different because of pokemon? [he's trying to discussion with you, Gladion, go with it.]
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Makes me wonder what your version of New York is like.
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ALRIGHT.]
No clue. ["America is a part of Northern America" is an unhinged sentence but it probably makes sense in context. Also he thought it was a "state of" - never mind actually.] I might have the right part of the world in mind, but there are plenty of regions to pick from, let alone cities.
[spoilers he is thinking of the wrong side of the atlantic]
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...We need a globe. That would probably help a lot more?
Also you know, me saying that gave you no context at all. I'm used to just... [Awkward three fingered jazz hands] Assuming people know what America is.
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That's a given, right? If I asked you if New York was north or south of Kalos, I couldn't expect an answer. [With a little less energy:] Lots of things like that when you talk about homeworlds.
[Like animals. You know.]
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Yeah, it is, still. [He shrugs a little.] Its gonna sound like gibberish when we try to go for that stuff.
What we can say; both our worlds are great. That's the most obvious thing to lay out there.
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COOLKID VOICE:] It's true. [What's cooler than standing up for the dignity of your homeworld? Like, you know, as long as it's not a hellpit.
Hey look it's a turtle.]
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Oh my god, that's me, for real. [Time to lean in and stare at his turtle-y brethren.] Okay, I'm technically a red eared slider, but still!
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Cool spots though. (imagines this but with red ears)]
So small. [God they're all so tiny.]
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